eh... i'm here not cos i'm not studying k...
i'm just taking a break.
2 hrs of maths is lethal!!
and i need to complain.

i know tmr is children's day.. SO??!!!!!
that bloody sch downstairs is ANNOYING THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!!
they're playing all sorts of songs... blaaa.....
so noisy.. so annoying.
i cant stand ppl having fun when i'm trying to study. blah.

and if i had known earlier,
i'll be happily studying in the amk area.
not at home.
and i'll have eye candy there too...
RAAAAAA......

i'm so hungry i've eaten everything in my fridge!!
hahahahaaa...

ME WANTS FOOOOD!!!!!!!

i lost my ballet shoes..... =<

i saw kim yuannnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and he said i look horrible.
which is fine, cos i DO. hahaa...
so i shall not kick his ass for saying this.

but my dearest kor, u still owe me LOADSA stuff!!
lalalalaaa....
all the best for promos!!

hello people!!! i am back to advertise for yet another of my friends!!!
this time, it's Yiwen!!

yup!! this girl has been nominated as one of FHM's Girl Next Door!!


to view more variety of girls, simply purchase a copy of this months fhm...

but most importantly, VOTE FOR YIWEN!!!!

procedures are simple, simply visit log on to
fhm's voting page,

or sms : " FHM vote 54 " and send to 74000

here she is:








reasons why you shld vote..? just one thing.. haha

wen's got super nice boobs!!!!! *grin*

okok... she's the nice sweet kinda girl next door with all the FHM qualities!!

i oughta watch my tongue.
watch my words..

hmmm... this goes out to

ESTHER MARIAM CECILY SMALL LITTLE MIGHTY MOUSEY LEONG ENLING
whose birthday is today!!!!

and

my bestie ANDY TAN i-forgot-the-rest....
whose birthday was yesterday!!!


HAVE A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD!!!!!!!!!

thankiew for being such lovely friends!!! all the best in the 18th yr of ur life!!!

haha.. for some reason or other... i'm just on HIIIIIGGGGGHhhhhHHHHHh today!! lol.

maybe its the fact that i did extremely well for maths!! (ya right!)

who cares. lol.
anw, played life at est's house... haha.. I GOT 3 BOYS!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
i'm gonna get a forth next time! -grin-

est's bro is the cutest lil boy ever!!! n he happily made the gate open n sht n open n shut n open n shut n...... my right leg is half dead now. hahaaa.. but its ok.. anything to make that cute lil boy happy!! hahaa =>

then the 3 of us went maddd taking photos and doing silly dumb things!! -grin-
took like, 94875132279898 pictures... till he camera went flat n died. hahaa! This is what i call P L E A S U R E!!

and yes, i love est n i love ying. i'm glad that one dosen't hate me anymore, and the other has turned bitchy like me! hahaaa.... WE RULEEEEE!!!! (we rock jus sounds so bad..... lolol)and.. well... maybe est and i are bad influences.. but ying's not complaining... its good to see the puns and create humour ya?? *grin*
inside joke. lalalaa...

LURVVVEEEE YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. we DID study lit as well k!!!

oh... MAIA N SYL N OLI RULLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
so glad all of them are iN!

today was a badddd day.... slpt thru the alarm.. then rushed down to meet ying, ster n have mac breakfast.. thankfully, it was a good afternoon. -grin-

had spicy tuna n caesar and tuna at coffee bean, on the house! =>
THANKIEW LADY!!!!!!!

then the day turned bad again.

cos of students from a particular try-so-hard-but-still-can't-make-it school. i shall not mention y they annoyed us, but anw, i don wanna sit near them. that try-so-hard-but-still-cant-make-it thing might be contagious. hurhur~

and after that, students from mr toh n mr lee's current school annoyed the shit outta me. they were busy flirting with some girls from a not-so-gd sch, and making a hell lota noise. hello?? u annoyed the wrong person!! i was so tempted o send a msg n get their vp down.... BUT, i made myself be nice. lalalaaa....

anw, was on the way home after that... on the upper deck of the bus n guess wa? saw 2 two xinmin students KISSING at the bussop before the boy boarded the bus. argh. at least wait till it's dark when vision is more blurred ma... omg. the xm uniform so obvious somemore. aiyo.... -shake head- next time, try obscuring public's eye by like, going behind he huge posters or something???

anw, most imptly, PLEASE VOTE FOR BENJAMIN SONG!!!!

Dearest Friends, Foes, people who love me, people who hate me, xinminians, ex-xinminians, and passerbys,
let me tell u all about my dearest friend BENJAMIN SONG!! fondly addressed by me as benjy!!

he has been nominated as school beau.. so PLEASE vote for him!!!!
it is really easy. u just have to sign up for a user name and as you are only allowed one vote a day, ensure that u go to that site once a day and vote for dearest benjy!! *smiles sweetly*
just click HERE now
u may be asking Y vote for him...
let's keep it short k..

#1 he is TALL (177)
#2 he is NOT fat (59kg)
#3 he is FIT
#4 he has oh-so-lovely arm muscles!!(think superman!! )
#5 he has a well formed 6-pack.
#6 he is so strong he can lift a girl of 60kg. (that's like, his weight!)
#7 he has mesmerising eyes!
#8 he has a cute smile!!
#9 he has nice hair =>
#10 he has a great dress sense!!
#11 he looks good half-naked!! *winks*
#12 he is good in many sports
#13 he never lets the girl pay (what a gentleman!!)
#14 he has a friendly disposition
#15 he is sensitive, yet not overtly sensitive
#16 he is a kind heated guy
#17 he loves animals (how sweet!!)
#18 he is caring! (he cleaned my wound when i fell down!! how sweet can u get?!)
#19 he has a great sense of humour
#20 he knows when to be serious


these are observations made since 1999!! yup.. benjy's really a nicenice guy...
and the best part is he's single!! so girls, vote for him!!! there's no girlfriend to get pissed cos he's THE hunK!! (and u can try get to know him as well!!!) haha... once again....


click HERE to vote for Benjamin Song!!

here are some picures of him!!

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him and gorgeous teacher



him and weiying



him and xinyu



him and chengxiang and mr sharma

hmmm..... so..... ya... vote for benjy HERE !!!!


Thank you for your kind support!!!!!

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin !

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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me !

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love ?

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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher



hmmm.... i have no idea what's up with balgobin.. but someing to take minds of lovely boring black n white notes. => smile

the end!! =>

celebrating jam chay's birthday!!!

the eye of the storm numero duo

the eye of the storm numero uno.

hmmm.... now who took this picture..??? it sure wasnt any of us.. =>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS WHO ARE BORN ON AN UNFORTUNATE DAY.

to my 10 year long friend, xiao shi!!!!

and my 3 year long friend jam chay!!!!

HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

may all your wishes come true =>

look what exams do?

they make ppl stab their hair to death,
makes ppl sleepless,
makes ppl sleepy,
makes ppl bored,
makes ppl panic,
makes ppl wanna jump of a building,
makes ppl jump of the building,
makes ppl gain appetite,
makes ppl lose appeite,
makes ppl angry,
makes ppl nervous,
makes ppl capable of murder of the bloody annoying kids at the next table,
makes ppl go crazy.

and so on and so forth.

if i still had hair, i'll just stab it to death again.

neopets and liu xing hua yuan keeps me sane.

not all that sane. at least prevents me from going insane.

i wish my good friends din have girlfriends,
then i'd annoy the crap outta them.
but they do.
and i'll be happy for them cos i'm supposed to be nice.
but actually, i'm not nice.
i'm mean and bitchy.

mugg on bitch!! stop blogging and wasting time!!!!

no. i'm sick of mugging.
we all die in the end. whats the point.

screw the voice that wishes to dictate me.
i am a rebel!!!
dont u know that already??!!!!!

RAAAAaaaaA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mugg on bitch.
and life will revolve around lovely boring black n white.

if everything's not ok, then it's not the end.

the end has yet to come, so hold on bitch.

hang on ya.... things will be alright..

for now.... SNEEP.

I LURRRVEEEEEE CHAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha.. had a great day trying to study today.. lol.... but i prefer the shopping part. i always prefer the shopping part!!!! -grin-

hope chay likes her prezzies.... thankiew chay. me love yew!

me love me girls too.

me love the one eating chicken in the fish shop too.
i wanna make u a caramel pudding =>

happy birthday Keith!!! pls grow up and stop acting cute!!! lol. but i miss our sec4 days =>

happy birthday ain!!! yes, u're legal to smoke, go enjoy!! *wink*

i don't think i ever heard of a good pick-up line. basically, all pick up lines are bad. to me anyway.
and dumb.
sos needs a bloody pole. not twin poles.

when i say i'm broke, i MEAN i'm broke.
broke means having no money to buy the things i NEED,
not no money to buy the things i WANT.

this is Mr Kinky. He is the kinked demand curve we see in oligopoly.

and i finally know more about Mr Kinky and y he's so kinky thanks to my dear j1 hwa chong friend. damn. he's j1 n smarter then me. -bangs head-

anw, nice knowing u Mr Kinky, and i hope you introduce me to all your other friends like Mr AR, Miss MR, Mr MC, Miss AC and so on so forth. i look forward to becoming best of friends with you bunch!!! =>

a p p e a r a n c e -r i g h t - n o w

WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?:
navy blue boxerpants!!!

WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO OR
WATCHING?
listening the the voices of nature *wink*

WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?:
i can faintly still taste..... -slurps- *grin*

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?:
the skies are dark and foreboding.... hmmmm..... LOL

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?:
deprived and corny!!

d o - y o u

GET MOTION SICKNESS?:
it depends really... i get it when the company is sickening =>

HAVE A BAD HABIT?:
yea.. i scratch my balls and sniff my nails!! (from the pov of a certain hcjc guy!!!)

GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:
oh! we absolutely love each other! we had a great time shouting at each other=>

f a v o r i t e s

TV SHOW:
none of sg's shows can meet my explicit requirements... hahahaha!!!

MAGAZINE: i ABHOR seventeen!! teeny boppers shitstuff. hated it the day i urned eighteen. they have an absolutely @#$%^ writer.

DRINK: cigerette ashes in beer tastes oh-so-lovely!

THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND:
like duh~ hit the clubs and get myself pissed drunk then choke to death on my vomit! same routine each week *beams*

h a v e - y o u

BROKEN THE LAW:
yea.. i eat cars. they're crunchier then humans.. i think they classify it under theft

RAN AWAY FROM HOME:
nah... everywhere's home.. i cant run! =)

SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE:
y wld i need to? the door's right there

EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:
nah.. ialways go fat dipping tho

USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE:
i've got my own, HA!

FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH:
all the time... pleasure!!

BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY:
yup.. played with the kiddies till they cried.

LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER:
yupz.. my poor sweetie.. scare me to death...

EVER HAD A MAJOR REGRET:
yea... i shld have jumped off the leaning tower of piza when i had the chance!!

GIRL FRIENDS:
tonnes... screw them on a weekly basis!

CHILDREN: of coz.. i love kids...

BEEN IN LOVE?:
ha!! oh well.. always with the wrong person...

HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER
SOMEONE:
not really.. it's easy! u knock them down. then stride over.. of course, u can choose to jump over them!!

BEEN HURT?:
pain is the latest pleasure.. havent u heard???

YOUR GREATEST REGRET?:
see major regret.


r a n d o m

DO YOU HAVE A JOB: uh-huh.. i fill up dumb quizzes(like this one) with demented answers for public entertainment


IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR
WOULD YOU BE?: the color tat dominates!!

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?:
pain

WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?:
the one who creates the most pain...dig the blade deep into my flesh hon!!



w h e n / w h a t - w a s - t h e - l a s t

TIME YOU CRIED?:
cry?? i tink it was when the hamster i was trying to murder didnt die...

YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?:
wats a fake one like??



y o u r - t h o u g h t s - o n

SPICE GIRLS:
i'd love to screw them.

SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE:
ha! after marriage, they call it making love

DOWNLOADING MUSIC ILLEGALLY:
i make my own music.













i am bored. and the woman is screeching.