Thursday, March 30, 2006

i just realised how boring i've been- all words and no pictures... so this one's gonna be photo overload!!!

Hunter Valley last friday with my class...

On the way there.. me and chris, ropa and emma, stephen (i love his eyes!) and zen and back of bus, me and chris again. (i've got a crush on her!!)

my version of a macdonald's advert, peaceful plains, moomoos, grape vines.

At the visitor information centre..

Oak maturation, packed wine, wine for sale and rows of grape vines.

Wine making tanks, grapes- probably shiraz, crusher, and frozen brine on the tanks.


Vines again, plants camoflaging some metal hut thing, tanks again, shiraz, MY WINE!!!, and the food... the dessert was gooooood! PS. i got 23 for the wine questionnaire thing. heh.


Alissa and me, Rosie taking pictures, Ashley and Chris, Kenny, donno-name and Chris, donno-name and ropa, chris donno-name and me, yuki and me, me sitha and kenny, people at my table.

Lessons after lunch..... Pro at work and studious students. i am getting bored naming people.

Birthday girl Rachel. She just turned 18. i am OLD. argh. , chris and me, rachel and alana, kenny and yuki, rosie sleeping, guy Chris and.. uh.. brad i think, chris and me, ropa and , chris and me. yes. mememe. narcissist. =)

hehee. sleepy head!!!!!!! can u believe we have to wear a seat belt on the bus??!!!!!!!




Back home. that bloody book cost almost $80 bucks!! Books i read, work i did, chris sleeping again, natalie- she's so cute!!!, slackers, the other cassandra, horsies patroling the streets, us.

Alexandra in my jacket, WHAT THE FUCK IS SINGAPORE CURRY??!!!!. cool spaghetti with hole in the middle, and Veronica. Isn't she the cutest baby you've seen? tell me she's adorable!!! i misssssss her!!!!!!!! hope she drops by soon... =p
7.00 - 8.20 pm : Typed and edited flow chart.

8.20 - 8.23 pm: stoned on the sofa.

8.23 - 8.30 pm: therepeutic dish washing whilst boiling water.

8.30 - 8.34 pm: makes 1 cuppa tea, 2 cuppa yuenyang

8.34 - 8.44 pm: spreads so much butter on crumpets till the butter starts dripping out from other end.

8.44 - 8.57 pm: savours crumpets oozing butter and honey - brain food.

8.57 - 9.10 pm: washes remaining dishes, makes breakfast with 2 slices of bread and 1/3 tub of peanut butter.

9.10 - 9.20 pm: sits on toilet bowl and glares at unruly leg hair.

9.20 - 9.40 pm: sits on bathtub and continues to glare at unruly leg hair.

9.40 - 9.41 pm: gives up glaring- the leg hair refuses to shrivel up and disintegrate under my condescending stares.

9.41 - 9.50 pm: starts to shower. almost falls asleep when washing off soap.

9.50 - 10.00 pm: stones in front of fan.

10.oo - 10.15 pm: first bright moment of the evening- called Xinyu.

10.15 - 11.15 pm: writes 536 words.

11.15 - 11.45 pm: second bright moment of the evening- called Cliff.

11.45 - 12.45 pm: writes another 227 words, finish drinking 1 yuen yang, devoured 1 chocolate.

12.45 - 12.47 pm: third bright moment of the evening- reads weiying's message..

" When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart,
when tears fill ur eyes, always remember 3 things..
1) U R CUTE!!!
2) I M CUTE!!!
3) THEY ARE ALL UGLY!!! "

12.47 - 12.53 pm: writes this.

12.53 - unknown : continues essay. another 1200 words to go.





3.37 am: 300 words and 2 bibliographies to go.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Why are all these people so last minute?? Why do they announce they want an assignment just TWO, I repeat, TWO!!!, days before it’s due??!!! And no, don’t tell me that I haven’t been paying attention to my work. The last time I checked, this bloody assignment was due in MAY dammit! Assholes. Asswipes. Cow ass lickers. ARGH.

And the kids here. IMMATURED fuckwits. Fucking immatured. For heaven’s sake, must you screw up friendships??????!!!!! I hate it when this happens.

Damn you all.

I skimmed thru at least 25 text books in 3 hours, brought home 7 to join the other 5 books at home for thorough reading, finished reading everything, and now I can’t get started on that essay because two impromptu assignments came up.

Fuckshit.

Fuck, I am scolding too many fucks.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

First day of work yesterday.

VERY tiring, VERY taxing on my weak fingers, VERY hurtful to my toes.

but still exciting.

It's like being exposed to many different cultures, rather than just the usual four in singapore. It was a jewish wedding, kosher. Not too sure what all that means yet, but i'll go look it up- when i'm done with my 2000 words. There was a company who brought in their own cutlery and crockery, the room had to be seperated into 2 sides(men and women) for religious reasons, they had their own external catering and there was LOTS of dancing.

The ladies were spinning each other around, dancing in circles, i think it was some traditional dance. The men were dancing too, and drinking, and sitting on each others shoulders, i saw some shirts flying. hahaa.

There was this really big sized(i sorta can fit into his belly if folded neatly!) drunk man who scared the hell outta me cos i saw him lying there and i thought he was dead!!!! i ran a few steps back, then walked up again to see if he was still breathing. hahaa.

The best part of the night was the food. We stole food from the plates- after the guests were done of course. Pinched some bread and pastries here and there. hehee. The chefs kept asking me to sample the dessert they made. i think they like me. =) It's always good when the chef likes you!! hahahaa

Because they save FOOD for you!!

Plus, the colleagues and my manager are veryvery nice people. That's always very important!! =)))

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

20 March

Happy Birthday Estelle. =))

and Happy Birthday to Jiwei =)

21 March

Happy Birthday to SooHui!!!!


Gosh.. we're all growing olldddddd.....

oh well. fell in love with botrytis semillon today. hehe. =))




there's this particular somebody, who turns out to be.... well, not very nice after all. must be careful of who you stay friends with!!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Stick Insects

did you know??
there are green, and there are brown, and there are spiney ones, and the females can reproduce all by themselves!!!!!

and guess what? stick insects can FLY!!!


the males, if used during reproduction, die soon after as they have passed on their gene to the new generation.. and their eggs can stay up to 3 years on the forest floor before they hatch!!!

interesting... i thought insects fuck fast, reproduce fast, hatch fast and die fast. hmmm.

click here to read more!







OMGOMGOMG. Grace just told me she might cme over after her dip. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's like... 1.5 years later but i'm so damn excited already. OMG!!!!

i can make her learn surfing with me and sleep over then we can swim all day!!! omg!!!! haha. ths is really something to look forward to!!!!! -GRIN-


Saturday, March 18, 2006

Missing my goofball.


Two new languages(yeh) and one fucking 2000 word essay(ccb).
my lil cousin is happily playing by himself. talking to himself while he battles imaginary enemies with his bionicle man.

Occasionally, i might find it cute. But since i'm trying to think, and i really can't get any logical thoughts through my head at all , AND the subject at hand is a bloody long essay which i'm unsure of how to go about, i DO want to stuff the bloody toy in his mouth so that he'd shut the fuck up.

yes, i know, harsh words for an innocent kid. but seriously, it is on my nerves and i feel like exploding except for the fact i really like him and he's really sweet when i'm not trying to do work.

Anyway, he kinda reminds me of Cliff as a kid- how he'd play with his toys till he fell asleep. If i were my age and i faced cliff as a kid my cousin's age, i might want to slap him too. Seriously.

nervesnervesNERVES.

and it's no point telling him to shut up. he WON'T.

Argh.

now he's going on to the "did you know....." stage.

save me. PLEASE.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

5 novels in 4 days. =)



It's times like this. When things are going every way but your way. When one wrong move screws the wole day up. When one callous act just fucks all up. When people send you running all over the place. When people treat you like some lying, cheating, dishourable dumb KID. When pride refuses to lower it's head. When your bestfrend's handphone dies, camera explodes, lightbulb bursts the instant it's on. When you've got essays to do, but don't know where to start. When you get so bored you watch Bratz pack. When a stupid black cockroach terrorises the bathroom floor and you can't pee in peace. When the tears keep coming, the storm won't cease.

It's times like this. When you know that tomorrow can only be better.




and no. don't comment, don't ask.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Mardi Gras. People people everywhere. Fascinating people, fascinated people, and people in their drunk attempt to fascinate people.

Pretty boys running around in little thongs(as in g-string, flash butt cheek thongs), even after the parade- they were walking ard with their friends in the cold night with nothing but their little trunks!!!! little RED trunks!

then there were hot mamas dressed as really sexy police women- hot pants in brazillian panty style and fish nets with high boots. as well as those dressed as school girls, sailors, etc... oh. there was this mother ACTING like a kid. She drunkedly stumbled around looking for her daughter (who looks exactly like her; same hair style and size), then later collapsed on the road and tried to sleep.

there were young drunk girls picking fights with people, and drunk boys running around mocking gays and lesbians.

there was the sweet lesbian couple standing in front of me watching the parade, and many other gay couples all arounf. including the two that climbed up onto the portable toilet, promptly stripped to their briefs and started dancing. Oh. one of them flashed his dick several times too- pulled it out and swung it ard for a while with the crowd from the apartment cheering him on. i think they exchanged numbers after that or something.

there were buff, handsome men(like *those in tcs) walking ard in hot pink bikini trunks, wearing hot pink cowboy hats. Xinyu would have loved them! oh! they also had men running ard in little bits of animal skin ala tarzan!!

Then there were the really cute slogans... "You're not gay in the valley", "i believe women who love women are everywhere", "religion created homophobics, debaptise now!!"

hahaa. i donno if i showed all those pictures here. heh. OHOH!!! they had a bondage float!!! with all the whipping going on, and a woman tied to a stake right on top!!! then my favourite float had a cat, with it's head constantly bobbing up and down. when it got closer- i saw that it's head was bobbing up and down in between a pair of female legs!!! pussy eating pussy!! how cool is that?!!
btw, i owe my not-too-bad view to my dad, who picked me up and placed me on top of this Huuugeeeee metal thing- the thing where the traffic light controller is. yea. he picked me up. all 60kg of me.




puppies. jack russell cross chihuahua. i fell in love!!! there were four in the morning, and late noon when i went back, only two were left. that's how cute they were!!


for some weird reason i bought white eyeliner. and for some weird reason, i got so bored i did this to myself. ignore the obvious grains of powder- i piled it on REALLY thick. boredom darling, boredom.
PS. i was having a fat nose/face day.



My first real outing with a FRIEND. hahaa. sammie and me at korean place for lunch, thai place for dinner with her brother, shopping everywhere =)

and oh. bloody neoprint costs $14 there.

her bro is reallyreally nice. He waited for the bus with me(sammie's orders), then walked me to another busstop when we realised that there was no more of my bus running at that time. Plus he helped me look out for the correct bus cos i cldn't see. haha.

me: you have perfect eyesight?? so lucky!!
him: i don't study, i don't watch tv, i don't use the computer.. that's why.

maybe i shld....... hmmm. maybe not. haha.


Comfort food. SIGH. so little left. =/

ideaidea!!!! isn't it cute??!!!!!!!


Updating on Xinyu: she's clubbing right now and i'm jealous cos i wanna club. Do you know how hard it is to find new clubbing kakis??? especially ones as terrific as those back home??!!!!! sigh.

PS. i still love you no matter what!!!





Cliff just finished work. poor baby. =/
But you can do it!!! cos you're good!!! =)

PS. Don't bully estelle k!!!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

i can't start to say how freaking pissed off i am. nabeh puacheebye.

first that fucking "happy calling" calling card. yes, i know you give me 1300 minutes. BUT U FUCKERS DEDUCT LIKE $2 AND 200 MIN FOR A BLOODY 3 MIN CALL DAMN YOU!!!!!


then that stupid mobile calling card- which still sounds promising- just that because i stupidly thought i was still using it but actually i had disconnected from their system already. therefore, my 13 min call to singapore cos me the remaining $12 in my prepaid card. ARGH. stupidstupid me.

now i can't call xinyu. nabehcheebyecheebyecheebye.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i am sooooooooo pissed off with myself and the stupid card.

and i desperately need to get hooked up with my pocket money scheme. fuck.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Just back from mardi gras =)))
it was not too bad being there alone, relatively fun. imagine if i had my girls with me!!! WE CAN GO WILD!!!!! how bout it girls..? next year??? heh.

real eye opener! pictures will be up when i feel like it =)



phrase of the day. "work is like a shit sandwich. the more bread you get, the less shit you taste."
how true.

Friday, March 03, 2006

retail therapy today; 11 tops, 1 dress.

this is my total haul from supre. well, most of it anyway.



yyyyeeeuuup.

going back for more skirts tomorrow. =)
i really like the brown skirt i got for sarah. =D i hope i'll find another one tomorrow. hehe.

this is coffee club in east gardens; me eating all my capsicum cos my BFs(bestfren n boyfren) aren't here to eat them for me; voodoo bag back in action again and my tired squashed feet; puny mommy eating; i took #22 cos it's ying's birthday and my table number; me with cliff's new sunnies(sunnies, cos when in rome, do as the romans do!); my lil cous with my new sunnies; very nicely made candle buddha; mommy and the ship she worked on before- the Oriana


this is my dear friend, christina, who happens to have the other part of my always friends keychain!! how coincidental! =) and that small picture on the right, includes rosie, kenny, alissa, sammie- taken in boring class. =)


Might be going to watch mardi gras tomorrow night=)
and cliff is getting his pressies soon =)))

Thursday, March 02, 2006

mommy's gone home. =(


i want my mommy. =(((

i msged bestfren n cliff. dearest best (i've taken to calling her best like how weiying calls her da jie "da"cos bestfren is too long for smsing. and afterall, she is the best.) said last night she'll be waiting for my call, that she'll be there just a phone call away. and cliff said he was shitting when he suddenly had a feeling i was crying. and i was.

oh well. gotta find a job, settle down, and buy up supre's damn cheap tanks. spent like 30 bucks there so far, and i have enough clothes for 2 weeks, without repeating.

i am going for retail therapy tomorrow, i think i need it.

i miss mommy. mommymommymommy. =/






oh. i found glamour quest photos!!!!!!! forgive me for stealing please mr owner-of-the-photos..