Friday, October 28, 2005

love
People see love in your eyes. You either love
everyone around you ooor...somebody's in
loooove, no? Seriously, though... You seem to
have a lot of love in your heart right now.
You're singing songs and picking flowers...or
at least you feel like doing so. And we can't
forget floating on air, right? Well, don't let
anyone ruin that for you, and if things don't
turn out...don't worry over it. There are worse
things, and you know it.


What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!))
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haha. stealing flowers more like it!!!




prep
You are preppy.Your feminine with a little more
creativity.Which results in a very nice dress.


What Is Your Ideal Dress? (Pics And Lots Of Results)
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so sweeeeet!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha.. i think it's among the top5 nicest dress. try this quiz!! just to check out the dresses =)




HASH(0x8c55f64)
BLUE:
Your hair colour is the expression of calmness in
your soul. You love to watch the waves hit
against the shore and the way it sparkles
during the day. You choose your own decisions
threw life and make the best out of things that
have turned out wrong. Your soul has deep
feelings engraved into it and that sometimes is
the best thing. But you should watch that those
feelings never explode and tear you apart!

COLOUR MEANS: the truth, inner knowing, control and
peace with-in-yourself. But even this colour
has some negative effects like loneliness,
depression and at times self doubt.

Jewel/Symbol: The Wave and the Sapphire


Which Hair Colour Represents you Best? [With Anime pics!]
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siao. want me to walk around with blue hair???!!!!
CHIJ
SCGS
You're a very hard nut to crack.. stubborn and
sometimes a little bitchy.. you at one time or
another, wear your school tee over your
pinafore.
Situated between ACS barker and SJI... you'd still
pick SJI guys...


Wad girl's school should you be from?
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yeh!!! girl school spirit!!! hahahaa. tho i'm very sure that's CHIJ's badge!!!
but i'm a convent girl, deeeeeep inside!!! hahaa.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

i am so bored. went on to the elite models webbie. AND FOUND RENEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my teacher!!!!!!!!! -grin- she has a reallyreallyreally gorgeous face. *prays hard she wins* heh. i know she'd be elated. all the best, putah!!! (i'm very sure i spelt it wrong but i don't care.)

playing neopets now. stupid game of luck where i get to guess which door the bloody lizard will choose. argh. i see the chao lizzard run here run there till i'm freaking annoyed. but i'm still playing. hehe. may the stupdi lizard run into the door i choose!!! hurhur. then i can win the jackpot if i guess the right door 7 times!!!!!

bah. i just lost again. grrrrr. nevermind. i have 2000neopoints and i shall play till i'm happy. wheeeeeee!!!!!

siao. so old still playing neopets. *slaps myself with my slipper* damn. shouldn't have stepped into the mud just now.................... on the bright side, free facial!!
grrrrr. internet screwed for a moment and i forgot what i wanted to say.

it was last minute quick notes like.... make sure the they frying pan is hot before you put the oil in!!! ohoh! and make sure the oil is hot before you put the food in k!!!! if got water must be careful k!!! the oil will splatter!! what you wearing??? yala... polo tee more presentable... yaya. the pink tee is good. pink is your colour, plus it makes you look more radiant.. eh!!! wear a nice bra also!!! why?? just wear la... look and feel better ma.. they want light make up?? cannot be too light leh!!! wait look very washed out.... i think they mean no peacock style la... must have blusher and lippy!! put a pen in your bag! you never know if you need it. did you bring a jacket?? why never bring?? wait you cold how??? apron won't keep you warm lor... bring a bottle of water also! in case you get thirsty... and don't forget the oil-blotters k!!!!

shit. forgot to tell her to remember to bring mints- you don't want people cringing from stale breath. hmmm.

she's the one shooting, but i'm sitting here getting all worked up and excited and mommy-naggy-like. heh. girl!! don't let people anyhow touch, even if they promise you'll win arh!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! so exciting!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahaaa.

ok. all the best. *hyeeeeaahh* *hooooohoooooo* *huuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm* *phiissshhhhhh* ok. i just transfered all my luck to you!!! eh. must return hor.. i need it on friday!! hahahaa.

Wo ai si ni le!!!!!












on the otherhand, on a totally different issue that is affecting me lately, that is one kaninabuchaocheebyegumlanjiaosalputiqwan
putahfuckinassholecowdicklickerpigballs
suckerbullshiteaterpinochionosedcheater bunch of people. i hope you bunch of punyscrawnydysfunctionalthinflatpusfilled
pimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflowerinfestedsmellymouldy
looserthanplasticbagspussies are happy now. just because you have punyscrawnydysfunctionalthinflatpusfilled
pimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflowerinfestedsmellymouldy
looserthanplasticbagspussies and don't get enough sex any sex at all, thus making you disgruntled and begrudging against the rest of the happy-looking people in your world, does NOT give you any right at all to ruin their lives!!!

talk about pain. You capitalise on a trusting friend, then turn around and stab her in the back. That stab was positioned immaculately because you know all her strengths and weaknesses. You knew the spot that would hurt the most and that was the spot you cunningly plunged the knife into. You even gave the knife a little twist, for added pleasure, yours of course. Tell me you conniving witch, what have you to gain out of this??? "Et tu Brute?" You were her friend!!! She trusted you, with all she had!!! And you betrated that trust. Deceptive, scheming, machiavellian. Society scum.

There is karma. The same thing might just happen to your kids one day. And when you cry for your child, "oh woe betide me, what have i ever done to deserve this???", well i'm telling you now. THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! You forced your friend out for a walk because you wanted company, and when you got sick of the company, you pushed her into the lake, leaving her to drown. And on her part, she has done nothing to deserve it except to take a walk with a lonely friend.

If it were up to me, i'd pour hot wax onto your punyscrawnydysfunctional
thinflatpusfilledpimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflower
infestedsmellymouldylooserthanplasticbagspussies, then rip it off. (wearing an astronauts suit of course to prevent tainting myself) Just so you'd feel the pain piercing through you in vulnerable places. Naturally, i will be neither gentle, nor careful. I'd do the japanese water treatment, and fill you up with water, from the sewers. (Water is precious, let's not waste it) But guess what? i'll not let you pee. For each cm3 of pee that comes out, i'll dig a needle into your finger, just where the nail and the flesh meets. Then, i'll twirl the needle around, dislodging the nail from your finger. I'd never totally dislodge it with the needle though, i want the nail still properly connected so that i can pluck it off with pliers. When i'm done with the fingers, there are always the toes. I can think of much worse torture of course. Like, coating you with honey, chocolate, and whatever sweet, then leaving you to the elements. Elements as in bees, ants, (not puny ants, but red fire ants) etc. And of course, i can always soak you appendage by appendage in boiling oil. Then there is always the traditional "wu ma fen si". YEH! Early bird specials today!!! blood bath for those in front row view!!! An intestine or two to complete your kweh chap? No problem. Oh! you want some liver forthe porridge? Just be sure to catch hold of it later!! You want the colon filled with shit?? EW! take it you perverted creep!!! Then again, constipation always hurts. i can force-feed you with all the carbo and not let you shit! There is also the carnibal style; slicing you up for yourself to eat. Yummy! One slice of tender machiavillien, medium rare!


That said, i really don't want to do all that to you: physical lacerations can never take the place of emotional ones. i really do believe in karma and your sins will find you out.


But know this: i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you for the pain and hurt and all other negative emotions you have brought. To have done what you have done, you must be really cold, unfeeling bunch of things. Maybe one day, you'll indulge in self-flaggelation, hoping to seek refuge from the gnawing tension growing in you; your conscience. i say maybe, because right now, circumstances have proven that you don't have one. i just hope, for your own sake, you'll find one some day.


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

it is 2AM in the morning, and there are cats copulating downstairs. Not that i don't encourage mating, just that #1 there really are too many cats downstairs, and #2 i'm afraid the old lady that feeds them might not have enough money to buy food for so many of them. (the cats look really cute skipping behind the old lady like a little flock of lambs), #3 i want my peace and quiet so please, will you horny little animals please keep the volume down??

in case, you're wondering why i say they're mating and not fighting, #1 their meows sound more horny then angry, #2 their meows go fastfastfastfaster and more urgent, then suddenly slow to how a cat meows when you're scratching it's head and it's totally enjoying itself, then urgent again. i mean, i can understand the urgent and fast part if they're fighting, but not the slow comfortable part. PLUS i have heard and seen them fight before, it sounds NOTHING like what they're making now!!!!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

the sun is unbearably bright. the neighbour is mumbling to herself. i just brushed my teeth. it's disgustingly early in the morning. i can't believe that i'm awake!!!!

now i'm thinking twice about working. waking up this early every morning kills......

if only this is breakfast. i'm lusting for dimsum!!!!!

yeh!!! dim sum!!!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

got my hair cut at Toni and Guy today. hahahahaa. i got... erm... cute hair la. hahahaa. boyfriend and friends said that the fringe very thick. haha. seriously, the more i look at it the more i like it. ahhahahaa. it's quite short actually, i have two tails that make the hair look long, think the tails are gonna be snipped off eventually. heh. going back this friday to add the highlights. heh. =) i am not freaking naked la!







Why my baby is so sweet. i told him my dinner sucked. so he went to buy my favourtie hazelnut love for me. he couldn't find it at novena square, so he went down to wisma to get it for me, then delivered it to my doorstep. =)
TADA!!!!! hazeln nut love from bread talk. yumyumyum!!!

Flowers for me out of the blue. =)

He cooked me a dish, filled with prawns. each bite u take, u can taste the rich sweetness of the prawns..
He had to squeeze prawn brain(ewewewwww!!!) for this dish, but he did it anyway. =)

He brings me for super fattening but extremely delicious BEN & JERRY'S!!!!!!

Happy people eat Ben & Jerry's to stay happy. =)

Aiyo.... what is the boyfriend doing????
He is poking styrofoam boxes!!!!! siao. poke styrofoam for what.

he poked a heart out for me!!!!!! awwwwww..... i heart you baby!!! hehe.

love you, love the cap from you!!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Last saturday, i was like, totally annoying Cliff with my "like, totally" in an extremely annoying accent. And he like, totally got so pissed off with me he said he'd like, totally punch me if i uttered totally again . then, he said that if i liked "totally" so much i should totally marry a guy with the surname TOH and name my son DELI. and tada!!!! TOHDELI!!! each time i called my son i can like, go.... "TOHDELI!!! you better eat all your peas ar!!!".

So, i like, totally argued back that my prospective husband does not have to be a TOH, he can also be a TEO, cos TEO sounds a lil' like TOH. The two of us were like, totally spouting nonsense about sons named TEODELI when this like, totally awesome thought entered Cliff's mind.

"if one son is deli, then the other son can be deren!!! hahahahahahhaaa. geddit???"

i was like, totally stunned for a moment, as i was like, totally on a different wavelength as him. then.......

"omg!! i just got it!!! TEODEREN!!!! DEODERANT!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!"

so, yeah. Totally Teo Deli and Deoderant Teo Deren. hahahahaha. poor kids!!!!!!!!!





Anyway, an update on the visa advertisement. The lengthened version of our joke.

Interrogation on release of entire flock of birds at Jurong Birdpark.

Police: Why did you free all the birds in jurong birdpark??!!!!!
Girl: well, my brother is going on a journey today; i want to bring him good fortune!!
Boy: More birds, More luck!!

When Police asks for boy and girl to pay for the damages, hand over bankbook/card/wallet etc.
Police checks amount of money..... then..........

Police: but there is only enough for one bird!!
Boy&Girl: okay. (gives very sad, disappointed look)

gedditgeddit??? huhhuhhuh???? hahahahaa. shit i have a love/hate relationship with that advertisement!!!!!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Toni & Guy 10th Anniversary




The theme was fantasy and there were some really WOW! hair-dos in the rubber love room. The rest of the newface girls were the "moet girls". We sat around, talked, laughed, took pictures, while drink moet champagne, and green tea for those who did not want champagne. As usual, i like to start with the "before". =)

Sophie with her hair wrapped up so as not to mess it up.


Rachel looking radiant from all the red apples only. =)


Gwen getting her hair done the first time.....


not satisfied, they re-do poor gwen's hair!!!


Shikeen and me before make up. Picture taken by makeup artist Larry.


This is Larry!!! i love his eye makeup!!! idea for up-coming halloween!!


Pieling getting her hair done opposite me...


This is a dildo. or at least, what i call it. Most of us had dildos put into our hair. blah. i kept laughing when they put one of these into Gwen's hair. THEN i got this one in my hair.... bah.


The show was chereographed by Daniel Boey, (he also did TNPNF and the series of taka shows) and i really really like him. Gwen and i wanted to run out to get food after our make up and all were done.. but they people there told us not to go out of attica at all. =(

When everyone was out of hearing distance, he told us that we could go out if we want, just slip out, as long as we were back by 7. -grin- so Shikeen, Gwen and I attempted shopping!!!


This one was taken in the courtyard. i really love their deco!!!


Pink and purple. so pretty. =)


Outside Attica, Gwen, Shikeen and Pieling. aiyo. we became tourist attraction. This bunch of cantonese speaking tourists saw us and one by one requested to take pictures with us. Might have been because of the hair. hmmmm. Messy big hair- prostitutes right outta bed?? modern day geishas??


Anyway, sophie's woven hair. All of that is her very own hair!!! it's damn cool la!!!


Now for a top view of her super cool woven hair. It's really amazing what the stylists can do. Now i know why i'm not a hair stylist!!!


This is rachel's super fat plait. damn nice!!!!!


Close up. once again, it's all her own hair- no extensions at all. Just pure skill, and tonnes of gel.


Some of the hairdos at the show.

Just a lil' note: if you can't speak singlish like a pro, don't. don't attempt to slang while speaking singlish in an attempt to mock the way we speak. What right do you have to do that? America, Britain, Australia, they all have their own accents. We have one too- we call it singlish. I don't care if you're taller or skinnier or more experienced then me. You have no right to pock fun at us. We might be amateurs as models but you're not some hot shot super model either. Heard of Karma? Be nice.


Dear Gwen and me.


Me and sexy shikeen!!!!!


Rachel, Larry and sophie. Sophie looks like some korean bride!!


Pieling, me, Ruby(if i got it right), Gwen and Lynn. Ruby is one of the "rubber girls". She is hot, sexy, pretty, friendly, and TALL. She is 185cm. and you know what? she's only 17!!


Me and another "rubber girl". Both hail from sydney. =) They gave her a really cool mohawk.


Check this out!!!!!


Most of the newface girls with daniel and Angelia.


In our private area, with our nice satin lounge, complete with hot boys and champagne. i swear at least one of the girls got real high and latched herself onto some guys!!


3 happy girls. Me (trying to look sultry but end up looking angry), Gwen and Shikeen.


This is Min, my korean partner during the taka show. Gwen, min and i talked throughout the time we were at the lounge area. haha. i can say "hello" and "i love you" in korean now!!! PLUS i suddenly recalled "i love you" in russian whilst doing my make up!! lalalallaa.


Me and Gwen cam-whoring. eh. let's go get that bag lehhh.......


Half austrain guy and min. And i only found out he is half austrain cos i helped clean off his eye make up and he told me. he was making me guess and testing my geography before that. "well, it's above france and below........." i donno my maps la.


The blue man. and the blue girl. =) They used eye lash glue to stick the fin on!!! hahaha. Poor guy.


Lynn, Beno and yours truly after the show.



There should be another T&G show this thurs- will update when i get details. =)