Thursday, July 21, 2005

like, what is your problem??!!!!

working at a telco: u get fucking ccb customers...

#1

cust: i want to sign up for all 3 services!
me: (jumping for joy! yeh!! can hit target!) sure sir, i just need your identification pls.
cust: oh. i din bring identification.
me: nth at all sir? driving license? passport? if no then i'm afraid i cant help you...
cust: fine. i'll bring my business elsewhere then. (walks off acting like he's the only customer in the world)

like wtf?!!! if some other telco lets u apply for any services at all, let me know man!!! hurhur~


anw, he came back a few days later with identification. nice to see you again sir...




#2

cust: oh. i want to change both my remote, but swop only one box.

me: sorry sir, we can't change the remote for you..

cust: y not?! it's the same remote what!

me: no.. it's different. u want to change you must go to customer service centre upstairs..

cust: ok la ok la... i give u the more spoilt one. (hands over remote with cracked casing)

me: sorry sir, we can't accept this remote cos it's cracked...

cust: y not?!! it's still a remoe, i'm still reurning you a remote what...

me: if u insist, then i'll just have to charge you for the remote.

cust: aiya... ok la ok la... take the other one la. OI! u take my cable also ar??!!!!

me: that's the power cord sir, we need to collect it back.

cust: but i thot it's mine?

me: no sir, that is ours...

cust: oh. but i thot it's mine. what if i want to keep it??

me: no problem sir, i'll jus have to charge you for it...

cust: must charge again ar??? den dowan la... nvm.

cust's wife: stupid place with their stupid rules and regulations..



i turned ard, banged down the bloody box and cussed. i dont care if they heard. they can fucking go fly kite.


so bloody annoying. grrr.
but it's alright. last day is this sunday. =) then it's just phoo shoots, wasting time slacking at home, and cooking dinner for my darling n mom n friends when they come over!!! -grin-


but then again, u do meet ppl from many different countries... like france, sweden, mauritous(sry!! i cant rmb how to spell!!!), australia!!!, germany, india, china..... blahblahblah. u see old singaporean men bringing young china girls down and paying for whatever those girls want...

and that day i served this deaf mute couple and it was so... touching. a normal 10 min conversation took so much longer cos i had to wrie everythign down.. but the experience.. it took my breath away.

and afew days before that.... I SERVED WONG LILIN n husband. SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!!!! -faint- i raved about it the whole day till my colleagues wanted to smack me. =)))


my colleagues are veryveryvery nice ppl too. and there are los of pretty girls there!!! like pris, nicole, RITA!!! (i'm falling for rita cos she's so cute! haha!), funny lynn, yiting.... etcetcetc. n yes!! sophie!!!! n michelle is damn funny also.. heh. shit. i donno if i left out anyone... oh yes i did! i left out jay!! she has a scary sense of humour.... =/ the guys are nice ppl also. haha. all the temp staff are damn funny laa... we sit in the pantry n bitch about biscuit aunty. whahahaha. i'd name all of them if i cld, but i'm too lazy to get my staff list, and if i just name them like that, CONFIRM forget some ppl. anw, all together, there's really noone to dislike at my workplace except for biscuit aunty who has been suspiciously nice. it's been a gd one month.=)

thank you all for a nice work experience!!

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