Wednesday, April 06, 2005

from a frequent blogger, i now blog like so frickkin little. blah. whose fault? my com. argh. i don like my com. i got sooo many issues to tackle!

like.... how all the mediacorp artists are giving birth/getin pregnant together.. it's making me sick to read how many of them have given birth and how many weird names they're coming up with to embarass their kids.

it is sooooo mad!!! like ritz, regent and raffles?? i know u'll never get to own these hotels, but it dosent mean u should name ur kids after them!! spare a thought for them!!! giving them classy names dosent ensure they'll grow up with class u know??

and brayden??? i can just hear the kids calling "here come the donkey!! braaaayyyy!!!! braaaayy!!!" and the reply.."don luff at me hor!! i ell my marmee den u noe arh!! my marmee will sueee u arh!!"

beckham??? i pray he grows to to be at least decently looking else woe betide the not-so-handsome boy named after the quite-good-looking footballer.

many more names to go actually.. and anyone noticed this week's 8days?? i thot it was fann wong with a baby. turned out to be liln with frizzy hair and her baby in christian dior, biting a tiffany's rattle, hair styled by david gan. like wow. the lil thing is only a kid. i hope she dosen't grow up to be a brat. tho i'd be one damn proud kid if i were sage cadence wu- my mom's a babe n dad's a hunk. just that i wont really enjoy being named after a spice.. but it's still better than being named after a hotel.

read The Newpaper today, and saw that christopher lee FINALLY admited to being together with fann. i'm happy for them. really. it's nice they finally came out in the open.. and i think they look great together.. but seriously.. fann should just hurry get married n have kids soon.. she's geting old... i've been looking at her since i was like... 10?? that's like 9 years ago!! if she dosen't hurry and catch up.. she's gonna be an old mama..

xinyu poined this out... all the artists kids will grow up together, prolly fall in like and in love and get married to each other and it will become ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. how perfectly disgusting.



next.
last weekend, i was working at a certain roadshow and giving out pamphlets.. and guess what?? i got snubbed by a maid!!! i politely, smilingly, nicely greeted her with a "hi mdm, would u like to take a look?" and she rolled her eyes and brushed past me!!! i know u're a maid. i know u get ordered around the entire week. but still u don't have to do that to me!!! bitch.

this goes out to all the idiots who nodded when i said the exact same line to them, then walked away without taking the pamphlet. don't u know what u're doing u morons???? u bloddy nodded, which meant yes, u'd take a look, then u walk off. how moronic can u get?!!!!

and to those kiasu ppl.. who snubbed me and declined a pamphlet till i said "inside got discount voucher..". u should have seen the change in her expression. she grabbed one eagerly, showed her friends, then turned back to ask for more.

b l a h .

how perfectly annoying.

and the bloody tua pek kong. or tua pek lan as i like to address her. who happily sat at the counter and refused to move her fat ass till she wanted to go touch up her make up, do her hair or go for a break. u're working!!!! and part of ur job include moving ur fat ass ard! grrrr.

and to the skinny black fishnets. before asking me to return "your" pen-the pen u found on the floor- look carefully!! the pen has MY name on it! u thief!! i don believe u din know that pen was mine. like fuck! u borrowed it so many times from me! noone else was using that same pen! and what's your prob anyway?? how many road show's have u worked at? and it's not your first day at work, it's your fourth!!! don't you know how to bring your own pen???? and sop stealing my customers and writing down their purchases as yours, I made those sales skinny!






1 day left till his POP. don't have to wait till weekends to meet him anymore.

*note to self*
must discuss chalet soooon!!!!!!! -grin-

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