may ur eyelashes grow in the opposite direction and start stabbing ur eyeballs(that's if they're long enough), the hair in your nostrils start growing in your mouth(refer to movie 'my sassy student'), growing at the speed of light, may the stabbed eyeballs get disconnected from its sockets and drop softly to the ground, and in your haste to retrieve them, u trample on them instead(think kill bill 2). the exquisite 'squish' when they get crushed, music to the ears. skin your hide while u're still alive, and hang it out to dry. then bludger you to death with the blunt end of the icepick(the above 2 picked up from an old friend who shall not be name), whisk your brains into a vile bloody froth(with love from gracie) and leave ur carcass to the vultures. they'd devour u and rip u apart.


it wasn't me speaking. t'was the devil.