Last saturday, i was like, totally annoying Cliff with my "like, totally" in an extremely annoying accent. And he like, totally got so pissed off with me he said he'd like, totally punch me if i uttered totally again . then, he said that if i liked "totally" so much i should totally marry a guy with the surname TOH and name my son DELI. and tada!!!! TOHDELI!!! each time i called my son i can like, go.... "TOHDELI!!! you better eat all your peas ar!!!".

So, i like, totally argued back that my prospective husband does not have to be a TOH, he can also be a TEO, cos TEO sounds a lil' like TOH. The two of us were like, totally spouting nonsense about sons named TEODELI when this like, totally awesome thought entered Cliff's mind.

"if one son is deli, then the other son can be deren!!! hahahahahahhaaa. geddit???"

i was like, totally stunned for a moment, as i was like, totally on a different wavelength as him. then.......

"omg!! i just got it!!! TEODEREN!!!! DEODERANT!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!"

so, yeah. Totally Teo Deli and Deoderant Teo Deren. hahahahaha. poor kids!!!!!!!!!





Anyway, an update on the visa advertisement. The lengthened version of our joke.

Interrogation on release of entire flock of birds at Jurong Birdpark.

Police: Why did you free all the birds in jurong birdpark??!!!!!
Girl: well, my brother is going on a journey today; i want to bring him good fortune!!
Boy: More birds, More luck!!

When Police asks for boy and girl to pay for the damages, hand over bankbook/card/wallet etc.
Police checks amount of money..... then..........

Police: but there is only enough for one bird!!
Boy&Girl: okay. (gives very sad, disappointed look)

gedditgeddit??? huhhuhhuh???? hahahahaa. shit i have a love/hate relationship with that advertisement!!!!!