grrrrr. internet screwed for a moment and i forgot what i wanted to say.

it was last minute quick notes like.... make sure the they frying pan is hot before you put the oil in!!! ohoh! and make sure the oil is hot before you put the food in k!!!! if got water must be careful k!!! the oil will splatter!! what you wearing??? yala... polo tee more presentable... yaya. the pink tee is good. pink is your colour, plus it makes you look more radiant.. eh!!! wear a nice bra also!!! why?? just wear la... look and feel better ma.. they want light make up?? cannot be too light leh!!! wait look very washed out.... i think they mean no peacock style la... must have blusher and lippy!! put a pen in your bag! you never know if you need it. did you bring a jacket?? why never bring?? wait you cold how??? apron won't keep you warm lor... bring a bottle of water also! in case you get thirsty... and don't forget the oil-blotters k!!!!

shit. forgot to tell her to remember to bring mints- you don't want people cringing from stale breath. hmmm.

she's the one shooting, but i'm sitting here getting all worked up and excited and mommy-naggy-like. heh. girl!! don't let people anyhow touch, even if they promise you'll win arh!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! so exciting!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahaaa.

ok. all the best. *hyeeeeaahh* *hooooohoooooo* *huuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm* *phiissshhhhhh* ok. i just transfered all my luck to you!!! eh. must return hor.. i need it on friday!! hahahaa.

Wo ai si ni le!!!!!












on the otherhand, on a totally different issue that is affecting me lately, that is one kaninabuchaocheebyegumlanjiaosalputiqwan
putahfuckinassholecowdicklickerpigballs
suckerbullshiteaterpinochionosedcheater bunch of people. i hope you bunch of punyscrawnydysfunctionalthinflatpusfilled
pimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflowerinfestedsmellymouldy
looserthanplasticbagspussies are happy now. just because you have punyscrawnydysfunctionalthinflatpusfilled
pimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflowerinfestedsmellymouldy
looserthanplasticbagspussies and don't get enough sex any sex at all, thus making you disgruntled and begrudging against the rest of the happy-looking people in your world, does NOT give you any right at all to ruin their lives!!!

talk about pain. You capitalise on a trusting friend, then turn around and stab her in the back. That stab was positioned immaculately because you know all her strengths and weaknesses. You knew the spot that would hurt the most and that was the spot you cunningly plunged the knife into. You even gave the knife a little twist, for added pleasure, yours of course. Tell me you conniving witch, what have you to gain out of this??? "Et tu Brute?" You were her friend!!! She trusted you, with all she had!!! And you betrated that trust. Deceptive, scheming, machiavellian. Society scum.

There is karma. The same thing might just happen to your kids one day. And when you cry for your child, "oh woe betide me, what have i ever done to deserve this???", well i'm telling you now. THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! You forced your friend out for a walk because you wanted company, and when you got sick of the company, you pushed her into the lake, leaving her to drown. And on her part, she has done nothing to deserve it except to take a walk with a lonely friend.

If it were up to me, i'd pour hot wax onto your punyscrawnydysfunctional
thinflatpusfilledpimplessmellyredsorefilleddeformeddicks and wartfilledcaulliflower
infestedsmellymouldylooserthanplasticbagspussies, then rip it off. (wearing an astronauts suit of course to prevent tainting myself) Just so you'd feel the pain piercing through you in vulnerable places. Naturally, i will be neither gentle, nor careful. I'd do the japanese water treatment, and fill you up with water, from the sewers. (Water is precious, let's not waste it) But guess what? i'll not let you pee. For each cm3 of pee that comes out, i'll dig a needle into your finger, just where the nail and the flesh meets. Then, i'll twirl the needle around, dislodging the nail from your finger. I'd never totally dislodge it with the needle though, i want the nail still properly connected so that i can pluck it off with pliers. When i'm done with the fingers, there are always the toes. I can think of much worse torture of course. Like, coating you with honey, chocolate, and whatever sweet, then leaving you to the elements. Elements as in bees, ants, (not puny ants, but red fire ants) etc. And of course, i can always soak you appendage by appendage in boiling oil. Then there is always the traditional "wu ma fen si". YEH! Early bird specials today!!! blood bath for those in front row view!!! An intestine or two to complete your kweh chap? No problem. Oh! you want some liver forthe porridge? Just be sure to catch hold of it later!! You want the colon filled with shit?? EW! take it you perverted creep!!! Then again, constipation always hurts. i can force-feed you with all the carbo and not let you shit! There is also the carnibal style; slicing you up for yourself to eat. Yummy! One slice of tender machiavillien, medium rare!

That said, i really don't want to do all that to you: physical lacerations can never take the place of emotional ones. i really do believe in karma and your sins will find you out.

But know this: i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you for the pain and hurt and all other negative emotions you have brought. To have done what you have done, you must be really cold, unfeeling bunch of things. Maybe one day, you'll indulge in self-flaggelation, hoping to seek refuge from the gnawing tension growing in you; your conscience. i say maybe, because right now, circumstances have proven that you don't have one. i just hope, for your own sake, you'll find one some day.